Hi, I’m Millie — 12 Years Old, 50 Pounds, and Still Not Putting Up With Anyone’s Nonsense
Oh hello, I’m Millie, your future brownandwhite pit bull queen. I’m 12 years old, 50 pounds, and yes — I’m spayed, vaccinated, heartworm negative, and fully trained like the distinguished lady I am. House trained? Check. Crate trained? Check. Leash trained? I walk like I’ve been doing it since birth. Also, I love car rides. If you open the door, I’m already in the backseat before you finish the sentence.
Now, let’s talk about me — because obviously.
My Personality (aka: My Terms and Conditions)
I’m sweet, smart, and extremely foodmotivated. I’ve had some challenges, which means I have opinions about men. I can overcome them with patience, trust, and someone who doesn’t act like a tornado of chaos. I’m also a fear snapper, so I need a calm, confident human who knows how to help a scared girl feel safe.
And yes, I guard resources.
Food? Mine.
Treats? Also mine.
Bones? Approach me before I’m done and you’ll get the “absolutely not” response.
I’m not being dramatic — I’m being honest.
Kids, Dogs, Cats — Let’s Break It Down
Kids: I’m good with respectful, older kids who understand that startling me is a bad idea.
Dogs: I’m selective. I like some. I tolerate others. I prefer friendly, easygoing dogs who don’t act like they’re auditioning for a reality show.
Cats: No. Absolutely not. Next question.
My Ideal Human
I’m looking for someone responsible, patient, and emotionally stable enough to handle a dog with quirks. You must be 21 or older, and you must understand that I’m not a “fix me in a week” project — I’m a “love me, respect me, and I’ll adore you forever” kind of girl.
I’m currently being fostered in Hampton, VA, but I can be transported to another state if you’re the right match. Please note, there may be a transport fee if volunteer transport cannot be coordinated.
If you want a loyal, grateful, slightly spicy senior lady who knows what she wants and isn’t afraid to tell you, I’m your girl. Fill out an application and let’s meet — I promise I’m worth it.
