MARSH IS SEEKING NEW MANAGEMENT
Meet Marsh.
Marsh is a 3-year-old, 60-lb, neutered male American Bully who has recently decided that our baby is getting entirely too much attention and he would like to file a formal complaint.
Marsh is basically a 6-lb Chihuahua who was unfortunately manufactured at 60 lbs.
He is:
• House trained
• Crate trained
• Wireless fence trained
• Good with horses & cows
• Great on a leash
• Obsessed with walks & car rides
• Familiar with basic commands, which he occasionally chooses to ignore because...he has rights.
He is also:
50% Velcro dog
25% Tasmanian Devil
15% Donnie Thornberry
10% Silence of the Lambs
He wants to be in your lap, on your lap, beside your lap, or preferably physically occupying the same square inch as you.
He is also possessive of his food, toys and humans, so he needs an experienced owner who understands resource guarding and boundaries. Because Marsh has approximately *zero concept of personal space*, an adult home or home with older children would be the best fit. Cats/chickens are also probably not going to appreciate his squirrel-chasing lifestyle.
Unfortunately, our human baby has caused Marsh to become even more convinced that *HE is the baby*, and at 60-lbs of chaos, that just isn't something we can safely manage anymore.
We're looking for someone who can appreciate a *large, ridiculous, slightly opinionated man* and give him the structure and attention he needs.
Marsh is currently in Surgoinsville, TN, but can be transported to an approved adoptive home. A fee may apply depending on distance and volunteer availability. If interested, please fill out an application. Marsh would like to interview you personally. He has very high standards and absolutely no qualifications to have them.
