šØ BREAKING NEWS: BRUNO MARS IS CURRENTLY ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR HIS NEW STAFF.šØ
Hi. Bruno Mars here. Iām approximately 4 years old, ridiculously handsome, and a full-sized Rottweiler with absolutely no idea that I am full-sized.
I am desperately looking for a FOREVER HOME, so let's get right down to business...
Do you enjoy:
š¤ Being followed around by a very handsome shadow?
š¤ Belly rubs until your arm falls asleep?
š¤ Playing fetch with someone who takes the job VERY seriously?
š¤ Getting a giant paw slapped into your hand when you least expect it?
CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MAY BE MY PERSON.
I know basic commands, love human attention, and am happy to give paw like the distinguished gentleman I am. I do well with calmer dogs and, because I am a big playful boy who occasionally forgets I'm built like a small horse, I would do best with kids 10 and up.
Honestly, I don't think I'm asking for much. A place to sleep. Someone to love me. Maybe a couch. Definitely some snacks. And approximately 47,000 belly rubs per day.
But here's the serious part...
I REALLY NEED A FOSTER OR ADOPTER. URGENTLY.
Somewhere out there is a person who needs a big, goofy, loving Rottweiler in their life. Maybe it's you. Maybe it's your friend. Maybe it's your aunt who keeps saying she doesn't want another dog but somehow has five dog beds in her house.
PLEASE SHARE ME WITH EVERYONE YOU KNOW. My next home could be one share away, and I am READY to pack my imaginary suitcase and move in. š§³š¾ apply here Www.bigdogsdontcry.com
Love,
Bruno Mars š¤
#Bddc #FosteringSavesLives #Adopt
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American Shorthair
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Merrillville, Indiana
male, large, young
American Shorthair
Merrillville, Indiana
