π¨π© BREAKING NEWS: TWO DOODLES HAVE FORMED A CODEPENDENT FLUFF SYNDICATE.π©π¨
HELLO, INTERNET. π Weβre Nelly & Chino (C-H-I-N-O), brother and sister, approximately 11β2β2 years old, and we have a VERY serious problem.
WE HAVE NEVER HEARD OF PERSONAL SPACE. π
Where Nellie goes, Chino goes. Where Chino goes, Nellie goes. If one goes to the bathroom, the other is probably filing a missing persons report. π¨
Weβre not Romeo and Juliet. Weβre more like Thelma & Louise, but with better hair and significantly less driving experience π€£
We are BEST FRIENDS. Partners in crime. Two peas in a pod. The kind of siblings who would absolutely snitch on each other but then immediately demand to sit together at the police station. ππΎ
And now? Weβre getting ready to find our FOREVER HOME TOGETHER! π‘β€οΈ
Thatβs right. You don't get one doodle. You get TWO. Twice the fluff. Twice the entertainment. Twice the chances of someone stealing your spot on the couch. And a built-in best friend for each of us!
We're getting ready to become available for adoption through Big Dogs Donβt Cry, so here's your friendly neighborhood announcement:
π£ GET YOUR APPLICATIONS IN NOW!
Why? Because PRE-APPROVED ADOPTERS ALWAYS GET FIRST PRIORITY. We don't want you showing up late to the doodle party while someone else is already picking out our matching pajamas. (Which, frankly, we would look AMAZING in.) πβ¨
π© Nelly+ Chino.
π© Brother + sister.
π© Besties for life.
π© Two adorable freeloaders looking for a permanent address.
Apply at bigdogsdontcry.com before we start charging our future humans rent in kisses and emotional support fluff. ππ
P.S. We come as a pair. No returns, no substitutions, and absolutely NO splitting the friend group. Apply Www.bigdogsdontcry.com
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