🚨💅 HI. I’M BONNIE. YOUR SNACKS ARE MY SNACKS. LET’S DISCUSS. 💅🚨
I’m a 3-year-old Frenchie with a face so cute, you’ll forgive me for things you haven’t even discovered I’ve done yet. 😌💋
🎾 TOYS? OBSESSED. I have hobbies. I have interests. I have absolutely no plans to get a job.
🍪 TREATS? I prefer to think of myself as a snack enthusiast, but others have used the word thief. I find that offensive.
🐶 OTHER DOGS? FRIENDLY! I love making four-legged friends. Networking is important.
🏡 CRATE TRAINED? YES, MA’AM. I have excellent indoor accommodations.
🚽 POTTY TRAINING? I’m SEMI-housebroken. We’re in a situationship. It’s complicated, but we’re working on it.
🍽️ EATING? LIKE A CHAMPION. Finally, something I can commit to without hesitation.
I’m friendly, playful, ridiculously adorable, and fully prepared to become the center of your universe. You bring the toys, I’ll bring the personality. You bring the treats, and I’ll bring absolutely no shame whatsoever. 😂
Apply to adopt me. Your life is missing a Frenchie, your camera roll is missing 700 pictures of my face, and your snacks are already missing. We might as well make this official. 💋🐾 www.bigdogsdontcry.com
