Please do not let the name fool you--this guy does not have a single thing in common with the cinematic villain who shares his title. First of all, his body is perfectly, beautifully proportionate. Second, he is actually a genuinely great dude.
However, he does possess an undeniable streak of royal ambition, and you should probably prepare yourself for a smooth, calculated takeover of your entire household kingdom.
Lord Farquaad completely bypasses any concept of peasant-like shyness. The second you enter his domain, he marches right up to issue a quick, dignified hello, usually accompanied by a polite meow or two to ensure you acknowledge his presence. He is still actively prototyping his human affection style, but his current strategy involves casually climbing directly onto your person. He is completely fine with being held and cuddled; he's just gracefully adjusting to the concept of human servants carrying him around.
His royal decree includes:
-Full-Time Project Management: Farquaad is intensely curious, to the point where he considers himself the mandatory foreman of all household tasks. He recently helped his foster parent assemble a set of Ikea furniture, providing critical supervision, evaluating the dowels, and proving to be an absolutely top-notch overseer. If you have a task, he will manage it.
-Standard Prince-in-Training Energy: When he isn't inspecting your flat-pack furniture, he runs on standard, high-powered kitten protocols. He pounces, he chases, and he tackles his toys with a joyful, unbothered confidence.
Lord Farquaad is an exceptionally cool, well-adjusted little guy who is highly adaptable and tracking to do amazing in almost any castle layout. Because he is still a tiny prince under 6 months old learning the finer points of how to cat, he will need to be adopted with one of his swamp littermates or join a kingdom that already has a friendly, playful feline resident to serve as his royal mentor.
He is currently accepting pre-adoption applications, meaning his future subjects can officially reserve him now. He will be fully ready to pack his bags and rule your couch in early August!
Estimated DOB: May 8, 2026
Adoption Fee: $225.00
*Meet Lord Farquad at Global Pet Foods Mckenzie Towne!*
TO APPLY FOR ADOPTION: visit www.furballforce.org/adoptionapplication
