Meet Crunchy Crouton!
Crunchy Crouton | 3 Years Young | Medium Hair Brown Tabby
Special Skills: Toy Destruction, Heavy Machinery Audio FX, Unbothered King Energy
Look, we don't know who told Crunchy Crouton he was three years old, but he definitely threw the birth certificate in the trash and replaced it with pure, unadulterated kitten chaos.
Toys? They aren't just playthings; they are the literal center of his universe. Sparkle balls, feather wands, standard issue cardboard boxes, your stray socks--if it moves, rolls, or exists in three dimensions, Crunchy is going to hunt it down like it owes him money.
When he's finally done doing parkour off your furniture, get ready for the noise. This guy doesn't just purr; he turns on a full-blown Evinrude outboard motor that will vibrate your entire soul. Scoop him up like a sack of flour? He loves it. Cuddle him like a baby? Absolutely.
Fear? Never heard of her. Vacuum cleaner? Pfft. New apartment layout? Piece of cake. The guy is practically invincible. He also plays well with others: give him a proper, polite introduction, and he'll happily add your resident cats and dogs to his ever-growing fanbase.
If your life is missing a brave, ridiculous, impossibly loud purr-machine who treats every day like Christmas morning, Crunchy Crouton is waiting. Apply to adopt him before he finds your car keys and learns how to drive.
Adoption Fee: $225 (Crunchy thinks this should be multipled by 100 at least)
Estimated DoB: August 2023
GANDALF
Domestic Short Hair
🇨🇦
Calgary, Alberta
male, small, baby
Domestic Short Hair
Calgary, Alberta
