Hi everyone, Guapo here 🧡
Certified good boy. Part-time FBI agent 🕵️♂️ Full-time shadow.
I’m a confident Rottweiler with a very important job protecting my person, supervising all activities, and investigating anything suspicious (yes, that leaf was acting weird) 👀 I take my duties seriously 🫡 but don’t worry, I balance it out with zoomies 💨 goofy moments 🙃, and aggressively leaning into you for pets 😊
I’m the kind of dog who wants to be your ride or die. Wherever you go, I go. Bathroom? Obviously. Kitchen? Already there. Quick errand? Shotgun, windows down please 😎
Now, I’ll be honest with you, I’m not a “set it and forget it” kind of guy. I’ve got a big brain 🧠 big feelings, and big Rottie energy. Sometimes I get a little overstimulated or too excited, so I need someone who understands dogs like me. Someone experienced with Rottweilers who can set clear boundaries and help me stay grounded. Structure = confidence for me, and when I feel safe, I am the BEST boy 🥹
The good stuff about me, let me check some boxes
✔️ Crate trained
✔️ Place trained
✔️ LOVE training, clicker + treats = my love language
✔️ Fetch enthusiast
✔️ Cat friendly
✔️ Would enjoy a dog sibling with slow intros
✔️ Professional patio lounger, but dreaming of a yard to zoom in
I do have a bit of a “this is my house, my people” vibe, so I’ll need proper introductions to new humans and dogs. Once you’re in my circle though, you’re VIP forever.
I’ve got all the classic Rottie traits loyal, watchful, a little rumbly when I talk, and completely obsessed with my person. I’m basically a 100lb emotional support shadow with security clearance 😊
Also, I think I might love water. No promises, but I look like I belong in a slow-mo lake montage. And if you’re into hiking or trails, I’m your guy 🏕️ Built for adventure 🗺️ built for investigating, and built for YOU.
So here’s the deal 😏
I’m looking for my person 🥹 my forever 🏡 someone who understands that behind this handsome face is a loyal, protective, slightly dramatic, very loving best friend who just wants to belong.
If you’ve got Rottweiler experience, patience, and are ready for a dog who will love you hard 💙
I’m already waiting at the door 🚪🐾 I hope to meet you soon!
