Hi world π My name is Leelee π and I am a 5-month-old sweetheart, detective, emotional support shadow, and tiny velociraptor π¦
Hereβs what you should know about me!
I am VERY smart π§ Like suspiciously smart. I know sit, come, drop it, and exactly which cabinet contains the snacks π€€ I also know how to stare at you long enough until you question your own decisions π
I protest the kennel loudly for dramatic effect, but once the performance is over, I sleep in it all night like the perfect little angel I obviously am π
Iβm basically potty trained. I wait by the door like a civilized lady. Sure, I have the bladder capacity of a juice box π§ but give me a break, Iβm still a baby.
Iβm pretty good on a leash unless I suddenly remember I have places to be and absolutely no idea where those places are.
I LOVE toys π§Έ fetch πΎ and tug-of-war!
Iβm very social and love everyone β₯οΈ even the Amazon driver π
Iβm high energy, but I do know how to settle down eventually, usually directly on top of your feet. Speaking of which, if you enjoy personal space, we may not be compatible because I am emotionally attached to human ankles.
Iβm also cuddly, inquisitive, and extremely committed to supervising every single thing you do!
A few additional notes π My teeth are razor sharp. Truly impressive craftsmanship. I may skip breakfast π₯ occasionally because I am a picky eater and apparently have standards. I jump when excited because life is exciting! I am a puppy puppy. Not a tiny adult dog pretending to be low maintenance.
So if you apply for me, please be ready for actual puppy behavior! Energy, training, chewing, learning, chaos, cuddles, zoomies, and a little bit of nonsense. Iβm worth it, but I am definitely not decorative.
Love,
