Titan — 3 years old, Rottweiler, and convinced he’s half guard dog, half lap heater. His hobbies include supervising the backyard, protecting the house from suspicious squirrels, and performing dramatic snore solos. He’s a master of the “intense stare until you drop a treat” technique and believes every stick is a sacred artifact.
Titan’s resume: expert at doorbell investigations, mediocre at fetch (prefers negotiation), and undefeated champion of couch monopolization. Loves belly rubs, will politely accept snacks, and dramatically flops into the most inconvenient spot possible. Apply within for slobbery kisses and unconditional devotion.
