BAM! POW! MEET CAT WOMAN!
(The Giant Schnauzer who refuses to live up to her name)
Vetted, spayed, & microchipped
Age: 3 Years Old
Weight: Currently 51 lbs... but the plot thickens! She's still putting on weight, so her final boss size is TBD.
Fostered in: Essex County, NJ
Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, and NH
THE PLOT THICKENS...
In the biggest branding blunder in comic book history, Cat Woman actually hates cats. (The league of writers really missed the mark on that one.)
Instead of lurking in the shadows, this gorgeous, bearded Giant Schnauzer prefers to fight crime by aggressively napping on your feet. She looks majestic and imposing, but don't let the vigilante look fool you—she is a total softie. Her actual mission in life is to find a human lap, gently rest her head on it, and stay there until further notice.
She is incredibly sweet, a massive fan of other dogs, and instantly wins over every single human civilian she encounters.
THE TRAINING MONTAGE
Look, even SpiderMan crashed into a few billboards and fell off a few buildings before he figured out how to websling properly. Every great hero has a messy origin story!
Cat Woman is currently enrolled in the Superhero Academy (a.k.a. her foster home), working on the basics of leash manners, and housebreaking. She hasn't fully mastered the gadgetry of the walking leash just yet, but she is highly eager to please and already making massive, levelingup strides every day. She just needs a patient Professor X to help her finish her training montage.
THE VERDICT
If you want a sleek, silent, roofjumping ninja... get a real cat.
But if you want a goofy, ultramellow, 51+ lb tank who is still growing and just wants to be your loyal sidekick, Cat Woman is ready to move into your Batcave.
ANSWER THE CALL!
Don't wait for the Commissioner to light up the night sky. Fire up your computer and apply to adopt her at houndsinpounds.org today!
