Meet Skedaddle!
Age: 15 weeks
Weight: 11 lbs
Location: Fostered in Monmouth County, NJ
Fully vetted + microchipped
Good with dogs, cats and kids
Working on housebreaking
Available in: NY, NJ, CT, PA, ME, VT, VA, DE, MD, RI, NH
If your life has been feeling a little too calm, too organized, or severely lacking in "tiny scruffy Muppet energy," we have some incredible news.
Meet Skedaddle. He is 15 weeks old, weighs a whopping 11 pounds, and possesses the kind of main-character confidence usually reserved for 1980s action heroes.
Social Status: Loves dogs, cats, and kids. Basically, the Switzerland of puppies.
What is a "Skedaddle"?
Physically, he looks like he was lovingly assembled at the last minute from leftover Jim Henson workshop scraps. Mentally, he is a genius.
His daily routine consists of a very strict itinerary:
Level 1 Zoomies: A gentle, warm-up trot.
Level 5 Zoomies: Running fast enough to bend spacetime.
Skedaddle's Official Summer Checklist
He is fully prepared to help you navigate the warm weather with the following services:
BBQ Inspection: Ensuring your hot dogs are cooked to safe, edible standards (by eating them).
Pool Toy Re-location: Moving your pool noodles from the pool to the grass, where they belong.
Footwear Acquisition: Running away with exactly one flip-flop. Just one.
The Verdict: He fits in a tote bag. He fits on your lap. And he is 100% ready to skedaddle straight into your heart.
Ready to make it official? Apply to adopt this legend at houndsinpounds.org.
