š¾ Brassyās Adoption Bio (as dictated by Gumbo, obviously):
Well, well, well. Look who decided to survive the shelter system and come out looking like a Disney side character.
This is Brassy.
She is allegedly a collie mix, which in shelter language means:
āmedium fluff, questionable heritage, 10/10 would herd your emotional instability.ā
Letās address the obviousā
She has one blue eye and one brown eye, which means she can:
* Judge you in stereo
* See both your past mistakes and your future bad decisions
* And still decide to love you anyway (questionable judgment on her part, frankly)
Brassy is the only girl of the group, which means she has spent her entire life so far:
* Climbing over brothers
* Being outnumbered
* And already learning patience at a level most humans never achieve
She didnāt ask for this life. She just woke up one day in a loud, scary shelter where puppies like her donāt get a lot of time to figure things out. But hereās the thingāshe made it out. And now sheās sitting there, chin on the gate, like sheās quietly asking:
āIs it my turn yet?ā
Sheās soft. Sheās observant. Sheās got that thoughtful little face like sheās trying to understand the world instead of bulldozing through it.
Translation:
Sheās going to bond HARD with her person.
Now letās be clearāsheās still a puppy.
She will:
* Chew something you love
* Forget everything you taught her approximately every 3 hours
* And sprint through your house like she pays the mortgage
But sheās also going to:
* Follow you around like you hung the moon
* Learn your routine faster than you expect
* And grow into that once-in-a-lifetime dog people always say they āgot lucky withā
You donāt get lucky.
You choose them.
So hereās your moment.
Come get the girl who watches before she leaps.
The one who didnāt get as loud as the rest⦠but didnāt get left behind either.
Adopt Brassy.
Before one of her brothers convinces everyone heās cuter. (Theyāre not. I checked.)
āGumbo,
Director of Calling Out Your Excuses and Also Your Taste in Dogs
Adoption Fee: $295
Currently located in Fosters, AL and can be transported North to an adopter for an additional $200. Interested in adopting? Apply here: https://forms.gle/emAhij7FiTcZuvHA6
If you have any questions about adopting, fostering or about our available dogs, email us today at cheyenne.ngladoptions@gmail.com
Must be 21+ to adopt!
