🚨 WARNING: SMALL DOG. BIG CHAOS. 🚨
Meet Spunky — a 6-pound, turbo-powered Chiweenie mix who appears to run entirely on squeaky toys, snacks, and bad decisions.
Born February 5, 2026, this tiny-legged legend has exactly TWO modes:
⚡ FAST
😴 ASLEEP
That’s it. No in-between.
Spunky is basically what would happen if a dachshund drank three espressos and then challenged the living room rug to a WWE match.
✅ Healthy
✅ Heartworm negative
✅ Neutered before adoption
✅ Two rounds of shots already done (3rd round coming week of May 11)
✅ Potty pad trained
✅ Uses a doggy door
✅ Crate trained
✅ Friendly with strangers
✅ Cat-neutral (“You ignore me, I ignore you.”)
Spunky LOVES:
🎾 Toys
🎾 Squeaky toys
🎾 Tug-of-war
🎾 Other dogs
🎾 Zooming around the yard like a caffeinated squirrel
And because his little legs are hilariously short, he literally BOUNCES through grass like a furry pogo stick. Watching him run should honestly count as therapy.
He’s feisty, playful, inquisitive, and full of personality — but the second you pick him up? Instant cuddle bug. Calm, snuggly, sweet, and happy to melt into your arms.
His ideal home:
🐶 Another playful dog his size (or slightly bigger)
🏡 A family ready for puppy energy and daily laughs
🚫 No small children please — he’s tiny and could accidentally get hurt
Expected adult weight: under 15 lbs
Current weight: around 6 lbs
Adoption fee: $150
Location: Bastrop, TX
⚠️ Side effects of adopting Spunky may include:
• laughing daily
• buying unnecessary dog toys
• narrating his zoomies to house guests
• becoming emotionally attached to tiny paws
Spunky is ready to bounce, zoom, squeak, snuggle, and sprint his way straight into someone’s heart.
📩 Apply now before someone else scoops up this tiny chaos potato first.
SPUNKY
Chiweenie, Miniature Schnauzer
🇺🇸
Bastrop, Texas
male, small, baby
Chiweenie, Miniature Schnauzer
Bastrop, Texas
