Chiweenie and Miniature Schnauzer Dogs Available for Adoption in Bastrop, Texas

🚨 ATTENTION PLEASE: CHUNK WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER. 🚨

Meet Chunk — the tiny Chiweenie mix who was named “Chunk” because rescuers thought he was the fattest puppy in the litter…

Plot twist:
💀 He was actually the runt.

And honestly? He still seems personally offended by that misunderstanding.

Born February 5, 2026, Chunk may be little (currently around 5 lbs), but his confidence level is approximately the size of a Great Dane.

This boy has ONE life philosophy:

✨ “Why wouldn’t everyone want to be my friend?” ✨

And frankly… he has a point.

✅ Healthy

✅ Heartworm negative

✅ Will be neutered before adoption

✅ Two rounds of shots completed (3rd round coming week of May 11)

✅ Potty pad trained

✅ Uses a doggy door

✅ Crate trained

✅ Friendly and outgoing

✅ Loves other dogs

✅ Professional cuddle specialist

Chunk LOVES:

🎾 Toys

💋 Giving kisses

🐶 Making dog friends

🛋️ Snuggling

📢 Barking at you if you stop paying attention to him for 0.3 seconds

That’s right — if Chunk feels ignored, he WILL file a formal complaint by barking until you pick him up. He's the stumpy-legged puppy version of a Karen and will require speaking to the manager.

Attention must be given.
The tiny king has spoken.

And while he LOVES cuddles, there is ONE boundary this little gentleman insists upon:

🚫 DO NOT hold him like a baby.

He finds it disrespectful to his brand.

Chunk loves to run and play, but because his legs are approximately the height of a Pop-Tart, he tires out a little faster than his brothers. Still, when he zooms through the grass with his little legs bouncing, it looks like a baked potato gained sentience and decided to sprint.

It’s incredible.

His perfect home would include:

🐶 Fun, friendly, tolerant dogs

🏡 People who appreciate clingy little cuddle bugs

🚫 No giant, overly rough, or bossy dogs please — he’s tiny and could get hurt

Cats?
He barks at them dramatically, but mostly just to announce their presence like an overly committed security guard.

Current weight: around 5 lbs

Expected adult weight: under 15 lbs

Location: Bastrop, TX

Adoption fee: $150

⚠️ Possible side effects of adopting Chunk:

• never using the bathroom alone again

• hearing tiny demand barks from across the house

• referring to him as “the baby” despite his emotional independence

• becoming hopelessly obsessed with tiny waddling legs

Chunk is funny, affectionate, social, cuddly, and fully convinced the world revolves around him.

Honestly?
He may not be wrong.

📩 Apply now before this needy little nugget steals somebody else’s lap permanently.

The Chiweenie is a delightful small dog breed that is a cross between a Chihuahua and a Dachshund. Known for their affectionate and loyal nature, Chiweenies are excellent companions for singles, families, and seniors alike. These pint-sized pups typically have a playful yet independent personality, making them a charming addition to any household. With their unique appearance and loving demeanor, Chiweenies bring joy and laughter to their owners every day.

The Miniature Schnauzer is a small and sturdy breed known for its distinctive look, including a wiry coat, bushy eyebrows, and a beard. These dogs are friendly, intelligent, and adaptable, making them excellent family pets. They are highly social and enjoy being around people, often forming strong bonds with their owners. Miniature Schnauzers are energetic and require regular exercise to stay healthy and happy. With proper training and socialization, these playful dogs make loyal companions for individuals and families alike.

A.D.O.P.T. (American Dog Owners for Proper Training) is a rescue program that believes through training, more dogs will live happy...