HI, I'M GRACIE! SMALL DOG, BIG PERSONALITY, ZERO RESPECT FOR PERSONAL SPACE!
I'm Gracie! I'm one year old, 12 pounds of Chihuahua/Miniature Pinscher perfection, and I'm currently accepting applications for my new personal assistant. I mean forever family.
Let me tell you a little about myself!
I'm a professional toy tester. If it squeaks, I want it. If you throw it, I'll chase it. If you buy me 20 toys, I'll probably want the one you're holding.
I'm 12 pounds of pure entertainment! Who needs Netflix when you can watch me run around the house like I've had three espresso shots?
I love other dogs! In fact, I'd LOVE a furry sibling who can keep up with my shenanigans. No sibling? That's okay, but I'd really love a human who's home often because being alone is BORING!
Potty training? Okay, listen nobody's perfect! I'm still learning the rules of where a lady should do her business. I promise to keep trying if you promise to be patient with me.
And here's my little secret After all the running, squeaking, playing, and general chaos, I turn into the biggest cuddle bug. My favorite place in the entire world? Right next to YOU.
I'm looking for someone who will laugh at my silliness, spoil me with toys, help me learn, and love me forever.
I'm not saying your life is boring without me but I'm pretty sure I could improve it by at least 12 pounds.
So what do you say? Ready for a tiny best friend with a HUGE personality?
Love, Bertha
Future CEO of Your Household
