NOW HIRING: SMALL BUT MIGHTY OPERATIONS MANAGER
Position: Full-Time
Applicant: 40 lb Pitbull Mix
Schedule: 60-hour work weeks. Overtime enthusiastically encouraged.
Are you looking for an employee who brings 110% to every shift, has absolutely no concept of work-life balance, and believes every day is an opportunity to hustle? Congratulations. We have your girl. Meet Cornflake!
This compact, sturdy lady has a can-do attitude, a strong work ethic, and management potential written all over her adorable face. She’s looking for a position with plenty of movement, hands-on projects, and maybe a little supervisory authority. Sitting around doing nothing? Not in her job description.
Required Qualifications:
Potty trained. We respect a professional who handles her business.
Crate trained. Excellent at clocking in and out.
Must be willing to train. She has potential, but even rising stars need onboarding.
High-energy work environment preferred. Walks, adventures, activities, and general shenanigans are all acceptable forms of professional development.
Dog and cat coworkers considered on a case-by-case basis. She may prefer a solo position where she can be the undisputed head of the department.
Benefits Package:
Unconditional loyalty
A built-in morale booster
Personal space heater capabilities
Endless entertainment
A dedicated employee who will follow you around like you’re the CEO and she’s got a meeting to discuss
Ideal Candidate (That's You!):
Someone who appreciates a little extra enthusiasm in the workplace, is willing to invest in continued training, and understands that this girl has the potential to be an absolute rock star with the right leadership.
Cornflake may be small in stature, but her ambitions are BIG.
Ready to hire your new favorite coworker? Submit your application to adopt this little overachiever. Salary negotiable in snacks, belly rubs, and a permanent spot on the payroll of your heart.
Equal opportunity employer. Must love dogs. Management experience not required, but a willingness to supervise treat distribution is a plus.
JOSIE *COURTESY CUPID*
Rottweiler
🇺🇸
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
female, large, adult
Rottweiler
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
