NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS: MORTY'S BEST FRIEND
The Best Friend Department is officially open for applications, because Mordecai has a serious social problem.
You see, the resident dogs have formed a clique.
They have their little group chats. Their inside jokes. Their exclusive hangouts. Their "Sorry, Morty, this meeting is for members only" attitude.
And Morty?
Morty is being Mean-Girled by dogs...
He wants to PLAY. He wants to WRESTLE. He wants to run around like a maniac and then immediately become your 50-pound lap dog. He would like a friend who appreciates his particular brand of "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT I HAVE FORGOTTEN PERSONAL SPACE EXISTS."
Unfortunately, the resident dogs have apparently decided he is not cool enough for their club.
So we are taking matters into our own hands.
APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN FOR:
MORDECAI'S BEST FRIEND
Must be willing to:
- Play ridiculous games
- Tolerate enthusiastic wrestling
- Accept that personal space is merely a suggestion
- Keep up with a growing puppy who has approximately two dozen trains of thought at any given moment
- Be prepared for sudden snuggles
- NOT be a member of the resident-dog Mean Girls committee
Morty is looking for a dog friend who actually wants to be his friend. Someone who will run with him, play with him, wrestle with him, and generally participate in the daily chaos instead of standing around judging him from across the room.
And yes, we are accepting applications from humans, too. A fun, active family who wants a big goofy puppy to be part of the adventure would be absolutely perfect.
Morty has SO much love, personality, and ridiculousness to give.
He just needs someone willing to say:
"Yeah, Morty. You can sit with us."
Best Friend Applications are open now.
Because nobody puts Morty in the corner.
