FROM THE DESK OF GUMBO, DIRECTOR OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS
Well, well, well.
Look what wandered into my rescue.
This is Peaches.
And before anybody asks, yes, she is aware shes adorable.
She has the smile.
She has the flower garden.
She has the Ive never met a stranger face.
Meanwhile, some of us have spent YEARS perfecting our personal brand and still get called that speckled dog.
Life is unfair.
Peaches appears to have been manufactured from sunshine, whipped cream, and good intentions. She spends her time smiling at people, looking beautiful in gardens, and generally making the rest of us look like we need anger management classes.
Honestly, I dont trust it.
Nobody should be this cheerful.
I asked her what her greatest flaw was.
She blinked.
I asked again.
She rolled over for a belly rub.
Suspicious.
Very suspicious.
For now, were keeping a close eye on her while she continues her campaign of winning hearts and collecting compliments.
Please welcome Peaches to the No Greater Love family.
And if you need me, Ill be over here trying to remember what it felt like to be the cutest thing on the property.
-Gumbo
Chief Executive Officer of Being Slightly Jealous of New Arrivals
Adoption Fee: $250
We are located in Fosters, AL and can transport North to an adopter! We make stops in CT, PA, VT and anywhere along our route.
Interested in adopting? Apply here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1teia-a5bjCdlhO8DMHawSBb1sEAO3ZrhAOwLR-FTTWc/viewform?edit_requested=true
Must be 21+ to adopt!
