I know, I know… many of you have been bouncing on your heels waiting for my story. I assume you’re here because you heard whispers of a legendary creature… a mysterious, otherworldly being. Someone who is as handsome as he is amazing. Well, here I am. Allow me to introduce myself properly. Name’s Ziggy Stardust. Now, before you get too carried away thinking I’m some high-maintenance rock icon, let’s clear something up—I am, in fact, a simple man with simple tastes. Give me a good stick, and I will treat it like it’s the most valuable treasure on Earth. I will carry it. I will chew it. I will parade it around. I’m also a big fan of my fellow canine companions. I enjoy hanging out with the squad, vibing, existing in close proximity like the social butterfly I am. And despite my superstar status, I’m very generous with my affection. You call my name? I come. Revolutionary, I know. I also accept pets like it’s part of my job description… which, frankly, it is. So yes, I may have the name of a rock legend, but at my core, I’m just a good boy with excellent taste in sticks, a soft spot for my people, and a willingness to grace you with my presence. Try not to get too attached.
I am 33 pounds of fluff, 4 months old, and technically a Great Pyrenees… emphasis on great, less so on the “protect the poultry” part. Look, I met the chickens, they met me, and somewhere along the way it was decided I was not exactly the bodyguard they were hoping for. So here I am, recently retired from my very short-lived farm security career, and fully embracing my new destiny: indoor, spoiled, adored house pet. Tragic? No. Inspirational, really. I’ve traded in livestock supervision for hanging out with my dog friends, selecting only the finest sticks like a connoisseur of the outdoors, and soaking up pets like it’s my full-time job (it is). Call my name and I come running — because unlike some Pyrs, I’ve decided listening is actually… kind of fun. So if you were specifically in the market for a poultry bodyguard, I’m going to gently suggest you keep scrolling. But if you’re looking for a ridiculously charming, affectionate, slightly-too-smart-for-his-own-good fluffy sidekick who has absolutely no interest in guarding chickens but every interest in loving his people… Hi. It’s me. I’m your guy.
Oh good, we’ve arrived at the “social skills” portion of my resume. Please try to contain your excitement. When it comes to other dogs, I am what professionals would call politically aware. I greet the big, older dog in my foster home with the appropriate level of respect — you know, like a tiny fluffy intern trying not to get fired on day one. Very polite. Very mindful. Very “I understand you are in charge here, sir.” Now the 16-month-old Golden mix? That’s my equal. My rival. My chosen sparring partner. We engage in highly advanced activities such as chase, zoomies, and what I like to call “light teething negotiations.” It’s basically a full-contact friendship, and I think we’re both winning. Cats? No comment. Not because I’m hiding anything — there are simply no cats here to judge me. Mysterious, I know. Kids? Also not currently in my fan club lineup. HOWEVER, I am actively working on my enthusiastic greeting style, also known as “launching myself like a fluffy missile of love.” The humans are calling it “jumping,” and apparently we’re toning that down. I guess not everyone wants to be tackled by 33 pounds of pure affection. Weird, but okay. So in summary: I’m respectful when required, playful when appropriate, and occasionally a little too excited about getting pets. But hey, at least I’m consistent.
Energy level? A solid 7 out of 10. I like to stay active, but I’m not out here training for the Olympics. Think “enthusiastic participant” rather than “unhinged marathon runner.” I can zoom, I can play, and then I can also… dramatically collapse and chew on a toy like I’ve had a very long day. Car rides? Already nailed it, actually. I made the trip from Oklahoma City to my foster home like a seasoned traveler — calm, composed, probably judging everyone else’s driving. No assistance required. I simply exist and succeed. Adventure seeker or homebody? I enjoy my yard, my family room, and my extensive collection of toys like a tiny dragon guarding treasure. Why go searching for adventure when I can simply create it with a box of toys and excellent imagination? Overall temperament? “Great personality,” they said. Which I assume is code for charming, delightful, and slightly irresistible. Water? Love it. Toys? Obsessed. If it splashes or squeaks, I’m already there. So if you’re looking for a confident, playful, well-adjusted young gentleman who somehow manages to be both fun and chill… congratulations. You’ve found me.
Ah yes, my “fine print.” Please read carefully before falling completely in love with me. Let’s start with real estate. While I could technically adapt to various living situations, I would strongly prefer a home with a securely fenced yard. Why? Because I enjoy participating in highly intellectual activities such as doing zoomies, playing in the mud, wrestling with the other dogs, and then finally plopping down for some much-needed rest with the sun shining on me and the breeze running through my lovely coat. Very enriching. Very necessary. Potty trained? We’re in what the professionals call a “work in progress” phase. I’m learning. You’re learning patience. It’s a beautiful journey. Crate life? Absolutely nailed it. I dine in my crate like a distinguished gentleman and sleep in one in my foster’s bedroom every night. Chewing things I shouldn’t? No. I have standards. Barking? Minimal. I’m not out here narrating every leaf that falls. And finally, my hobbies: water (big fan), balls (even bigger fan), and tug (elite level competitor). Basically, if it splashes, rolls, or involves a rope, I’m already emotionally invested. So what should you know about me? I’m playful, well-mannered where it counts, still learning the basics, and extremely committed to living my best spoiled indoor life.
If you’ve made it this far, you’re clearly already emotionally invested. I’m a handsome, playful, water-loving, toy-obsessed, surprisingly well-behaved young gentleman with a heart of gold and just enough personality to keep life interesting. Basically… I’m the whole package.
Now, if you’d like to make an excellent life decision, you’ll need to fill out that adoption application like the responsible adult you are. Once you do that, the nice people at Pyr Paws N Fluffy Tails Rescue will send it over to my foster family so they can decide if you’re worthy of joining my fan club.
And yes — you will need to come pick me up in Tulsa, Oklahoma. I will not be teleporting to you. I know, inconvenient, but I think I’m worth the drive.
Go ahead. Apply at https://www.pyrpawsandfluffytailsrescue.com/adoption-app
I’ll wait. Probably while carrying a stick.
WILLOW WOOFINGTON
Chow Chow, American Eskimo Dog
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Kiowa, Oklahoma
female, medium, adult
Chow Chow, American Eskimo Dog
Kiowa, Oklahoma
