Meet Eros... Hes Kind of a Jerk.
Lets just get this out of the way...
Eros is not here to impress you.
Hes not going to shower you with kisses. Hes not interested in being carried around like a baby. And if you think youre getting unlimited cuddles, well...thats adorable.
At just 10 months old and 14 pounds, Eros has perfected the art of saying, Love me...but only when I decide its time.
Hes basically a tiny, scruffy cat trapped in a dogs body.
His favorite hobbies include:
Neighborhood Watch from the living room window.
Judging everyone who walks by.
Supervising squirrels.
Acting mildly inconvenienced by your existence.
Secretly liking you...but refusing to admit it.
Dont worry thoughunderneath all that attitude is a goofy little guy who just prefers relationships with healthy boundaries. Hes independent, curious, hilarious, and absolutely convinced he runs the household.
If youre looking for a clingy Velcro dog, keep scrolling.
If youve ever said, I respect a little attitude, congratulations...youve found your soulmate.
Possible side effects of adopting Eros include:
Being silently judged while eating snacks.
Losing your favorite window seat.
Having a permanent tiny security guard monitoring the neighborhood.
Laughing daily at his ridiculous personality.
Falling in love with a dog who pretends he doesnt care...even though he definitely does.
Eros isnt everyones cup of tea...
Hes more like black coffeewith a splash of sarcasm. And honestly? Thats what makes him unforgettable.
ELLIE
Miniature Poodle
🇺🇸
Wichita Falls, Texas
female, small, adult
Miniature Poodle
Wichita Falls, Texas
