BIBBLES SPEAKS: A Personal Statement From a 4-Year-Old Bully Mix With Thoughts
Hello.
It is I — Bibbles.
Your future best friend, personal bodyguard, and fulltime nap athlete.
Let’s get a few things straight.
I Look Tough. I Am... Not That.
Yes, I have a big block head.
Yes, I look like I was carved out of granite.
But honestly? I’m mostly here for snacks, structured routines, and a good mattress.
I could be intimidating, but I prefer to be dramatic instead.
My Passions
Napping with the intensity of a man training for the Sleep Olympics
Being goofy at inappropriate times
Staring at you like I’m judging your life choices (I am)
Doing my commands perfectly when I respect you
Doing them eventually when I don’t
My Requirements (NonNegotiable, Human)
I need:
A confident human who knows strong dogs
Someone who uses a “we’re doing this” voice, not a “please?” voice
Routine exercise so I can achieve peak nap performance
A home with no other animals (I am the event)
No tiny humans — I am large and occasionally powered by chaos
My Promise to You
If you are my person — truly my person — I will:
Follow you like a very muscular shadow
Make you laugh daily
Give you loyalty that feels like a privilege
Nap near you with emotional intensity
Become the most rewarding dog you’ve ever worked with
I’m not for everyone.
But if you like your dogs big, goofy, opinionated, and structured...
I might be exactly your type.
Signed,
Bibbles
Professional Napper
Amateur Comedian
Full-Time Legend
JERRY LEE
German Shepherd Dog, Belgian Shepherd Malinois
🇨🇦
Lisle, Ontario
male, large, adult
German Shepherd Dog, Belgian Shepherd Malinois
Lisle, Ontario
