It's your boy Koi here, your local quality assessment specialist for all things cat. My current assignment has me inspecting the hospitality of Feline Rescue.
My opinion on the cuddle quality provided by this place was highly requested by the cat community, so I made sure to spend a lot of time testing out the variety of human surfaces one might cuddle against at the rescue. Laps, hands, feet, shoulders, chins, noses, foreheads, you name it -- I cuddled it. Next I provided running commentary on the dining experience -- reporting back to my host on the taste of each bite. Could use some more tube treats as palate cleansers but otherwise there's a good diversity of wet and dry food options offered here. My inspection was all-inclusive, I evaluated the couch-shaped cat beds, the windows, the cat trees, the flooring, the pet cams and toys offered. Loved the couch-shaped cat bed so much, I am going to take it with me when I leave (perks of the job).
My inspection tool of choice is my head. I believe every quality assessment should include plenty of head bumps and cheek rubs. I will humor attempts to pet down my back too, though I firmly believe the best pets start (and end) in the head region. Sometimes I get so in the zone during a cuddle quality assessment that my wires get a little crossed and I go in for a kibble-testing move when I meant to use a cheek-rubbing one. Embarrassing but I quickly recover my form and focus. Young children and high-energy pets throw off my form and focus during assessments even more, so I can only guarantee the quality of quiet environments with well-established routines.
Which brings me to the reason I introduced myself in the first place: I am looking to take on a new quality assessment case. I did such a good job reassuring the cat community of the quality service at Feline Rescue that I got promoted to private quality assessment specialist! This means I get to offer one client an exclusive, fully immersive, non-stop quality assessment. Will you be the one? Consider hiring me and your life will soon get the Koi quality guarantee!
Please visit https://felinerescue.org/all-cats/ to learn more about me and where I am located!
CRAYON
Domestic Short Hair
🇺🇸
Saint Paul, Minnesota
female, small, baby
Domestic Short Hair
Saint Paul, Minnesota
