Good evening, my peasants! I will henceforth be know as HER MAJESTY, and these are my ROYAL FAMILY BABIES, and we are pleased to be announcing a much-anticipated arrival at the ADOPTION EVENT happening on the morrow, Saturday the 24th of October from 11-3 at the PetSmart in ole Mt. Juliet, TN! We prefer if you engage in us using our royal names, as is proper etiquette in our royal family. We will accept a curtsey or a bow during our introduction, and please no eye contact unless we specify that it is okay.
Now you might wonder how I came to rise to such an impressive status in such a short amount of time, so I'll explain. Yes, I was a downtrodden peasant at one point, much like yourselves, and had to be trapped by True Rescue at a church in Mt. Juliet. I was heavy with child, and heavy at heart, until I entered a steel trap that, unbeknownst to me at the time, led me to my new world. This world consisted of what you call a "foster", but acted more like a servant to me. She instinctively knew what I wanted and needed...I barely had to ask! When my babes were born a week later, they were pampered and coddled, and loved...I hardly had to do anything but feed them! I had my own built-in servant AND nanny, and I admit, my rise to royalty came pretty easy at that point. When I found out that a new castle awaited me and my babies, and that we were to each rule over our own castle, well I just was completely besotted. We are up for the task of ruling your kingdoms, so we just need you to fill out the royal application below, and show up to the destination mentioned above, which, again, will be on the morrow starting freshly at 11:00 am. We thank you for your kind consideration, and we can't wait to assess our contenders soon! I bid all of you fare thee well, until we meet soon!
truerescue.org/adoptable-pets
COBALT
Domestic Short Hair
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Mt. Juliet, Tennessee
male, small, baby
Domestic Short Hair
Mt. Juliet, Tennessee
