DOB: 5/23/2026
Job Title: Chief Executive Goofball & Lead Office Vocalist
Applicant: Doobie
Stats: 4.25 lbs of pure confidence | Tiny Head, Big Ears | Cross-Eyed Visionary
​Professional Summary:
Look, my career started on the rough streets near a local dispensary, but I traded the feral life for executive desk duty. Today, I am a seasoned office assistant who specializes in nap management, moral support, and holding lengthy, vocal staff meetings. If you’re looking for a quiet, subtle companion... keep scrolling. I am super duper chatty and will narrate my entire workday, offer commentary on your phone calls, and loudly announce every single time I enter a room.
​I might be little, but my personality easily weighs 50 lbs. With my giant satellite-dish ears, cross-eyed gaze, and delightfully round tummy, I am living proof that awkward is the new adorable.
​Key Qualifications & Daily Operations:
​Desk-Side Operations: Highly experienced in warming laps and occupying desk blankets. Guaranteed to increase workplace happiness by 200%.
​Vocal Communications Director: Extremely chatty. I have thoughts on everything from physics to the weather, and I’m not afraid to share them.
​Toy Quality Control Inspector: Non-stop energy! If it rolls, crinkles, or bounces, I will hunt it down. Cat trees, scratchers, and tunnels are my absolute jam.
​Culinary Specialist: I have a highly refined palate. I exclusively accept Pure Cravings Mousse (warm, with a splash of water, served daily). Keep the fancy feast, thanks!
​Socialite Status: Fully vetted and socialized with feline colleagues of all ages, dogs (even the ones who ignore me), and resident bunnies.
​Ideal Corporate Environment:
Because I was once a street-smart guy, I can still be a tiny bit skittish in new places and will need a moment to acclimate to my new office layout. But once I settle in? I purr like a finely tuned motor. My dream home needs a high-volume supply of toys, tunnels, and cat trees to keep my big brain occupied—plus humans who appreciate a good conversation.
​Signing Bonus!
I don't show up empty-handed. My adoption includes a fully loaded Starter Go-Bag equipped with my favorite play tunnel, scratcher, top-tier toys, and a supply of my preferred cuisine so we can hit the ground running on day one.
​Ready to hire the goofiest, most photogenic coworker you'll ever have? Apply to adopt Doobie today!
**This cat is currently in a foster home and arrangements can be made for a meeting once you have applied with us. All cats are spayed or neutered, vaccinated and tested for FIV/FeLV. If interested in adopting me, please fill out an online adoption application at https://colonycats.org/adoption_app.html to expedite the process. Due to the large number of inquiries received, we are unable to respond to emails quickly.**
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Kitten Adoption Policy:
Kittens cannot be adopted as a solo pet, they must either go home with another kitten or join a home that already has a young, playful cat. If there are no other pets in the household, adoption of two littermates is required. Kittens thrive with a feline companion to help them learn, play, and develop healthy social skills. Learn more about Single Kitten Syndrome: https://furkids.org/blog/understanding-single-kitten-syndrome
If you’re looking to adopt just one kitten, please ask us about kittens who came to us as singles and are comfortable being the only cat.
BRAMLEY
Domestic Short Hair
🇺🇸
Dublin, Ohio
male, medium, baby
Domestic Short Hair
Dublin, Ohio
