Meet Cortana, a 10-week-old long-haired boy who has apparently confused himself with the ship's onboard AI and believes it is his duty to provide a running commentary on absolutely everything.
Named after the legendary *Halo* AI, Cortana is intelligent, loyal, and VERY vocal. Need to know when breakfast is five minutes late? Cortana will inform you. Enter a room? He has thoughts. Leave a room? More thoughts. Open a cabinet? Emergency meeting. This fluffy little guy has opinions, and by golly, you're going to hear them.
When he's not busy broadcasting the latest household news, Cortana can be found chasing toys, wrestling invisible enemies, and fluffing himself up to look far more intimidating than his tiny kitten body allows.
His special abilities include:
-Meowing before meals
-Meowing during meals
-Meowing after meals
-Meowing because he loves you
-Meowing because a dust bunny moved suspiciously
With his gorgeous long coat, adorable white socks, giant ears, and expressive face, Cortana looks like he stepped straight out of a sci-fi adventure. His ears are so large we're fairly certain he's intercepting UNSC transmissions from across the galaxy.
Despite all the chatter, Cortana is an incredibly sweet little boy. He loves attention, enjoys being near his people, and is happiest when he's included in whatever is going on. Whether he's following you around the house providing "mission updates" or curling up beside you after a hard day of saving humanity from toy mice, he's always ready to be your loyal companion.
Current Mission Objectives:
-Find forever family
-Receive unlimited cuddles
-Report all suspicious activity
-Sing the song of his people.
Master Chief may have saved humanity, but Cortana's mission is far more ambitious:
Conquering your heart through excessive fluff, nonstop commentary, and overwhelming cuteness.
Mission success rate: 100%.
Cortana comes with he following treatments that have been completed:
-Neuter
-Microchip
-1 year subscription paid for on the microchip
-Fvrcp vaccine (good for a year)
-Felv vaccine (good for a year)
-Rabies vaccine (good for a year)
-Praziquantel dewormer 1 and 2
-Pyrantel dewormer 1 and 2
-Vectra flea control (good for 30 days)
-Fecal exam x 2 (both negative)
-Fiv/Felv blood test (Negative)
-Nail trim
-Bath
-Is Crate trained
-Litter trained
-Pen trained
He will go home with the following:
-1 free exam coupon at Best Care Animal Hospital.
-A folder with vaccine certificates and all medical history.
-Favorite toys
-Favorite blanket
-A Small sample bag of cat food that he has been fed since his arrival.
The adoption fee is $375 each
Feel free to ask me anything.
Warmly,
Beth at Love and care Kitten Adoption-
GLENN WITH 2 N'S
Domestic Short Hair
🇺🇸
Beaverton, Oregon
male, medium, baby
Domestic Short Hair
Beaverton, Oregon
