Hi, I’m Hayden 🧡 Twenty-five inches of tall girl energy, NBA tall at the shoulder 🏀 with big old paws 🐾 and a tail that moves at the speed of light ⚡️ Some people say I might be a Rottie mix because of my purple tongue and perfectly curled tail, but I prefer to think of myself as designer 💕
I am proud to report that I am doing amazing at night now. I’ve retired from my part-time job of howling at the moon 🌙 and I don’t even need a crate. I don’t jump on the bed either; I lay right beside it like the respectful tall queen that I am, close enough to supervise but not invading your mattress space. Slow motion does not exist in my world. It’s zoomies, tug-of-war championships, squirrel surveillance, and then professional couch cuddling. I can sleep curled up like a tiny cinnamon roll, but the second you say my name, I am fully spring-loaded 😳 When it comes to food I am respectful…ish. I wait for my bowl like a lady and I am working very hard on “wait,” but the second it touches the ground I dive in like it’s the Olympics 🥇
I love people. Like really love people. Personal space is not required. If you sit down, I’m there. If you stand up, I’m there. If you breathe, I am probably there too. Scratches are my love language, attention is my currency, and excitement is my entire brand. I know sit, I go into my kennel to eat like a polite lady, and I am not a troublemaker. I am a perfect angel who occasionally dusts the furniture with my never-ending tail wag. When I sleep, I am dreaming about the next cookie I’m going to steal 🍪 I also enjoy country music; it speaks to my soul 🎶
Cold weather? Doesn’t bother me. I am built for adventure ❄️ I need fun, things to do, toys to toss, dogs to tug with, and a yard to run laps in at top speed. My body may take up two couch cushions, but I promise I fill them with love 💕 I bounce in my kennel when you come home because you are the best part of my day. I will supervise your cooking, inspect the counters, and love you with every hyper little cell in my body 🥰 Cats are still a mystery. Squirrels are absolutely not and must be chased immediately 😳
I am smart. I am tall. I am very, very hyper. I am ready to bring big energy and even bigger love to my forever home 🏡 Apply for me, Hayden, professional zoomer, furniture duster, cookie dreamer, perfect angel obviously 💛🐾
