Absolutely — here's a shorter version that keeps the humor but includes the important medical info:
This is Kane. He had to flee NM after allegedly committing tax fraud, which is tough when you're a 100-pound Rottweiler with no access to accounting software. He's laying low now and rebuilding his life one chicken treat at a time.
Kane is convinced he's a lap dog. If you sit down, you've agreed to cuddles — it's legally binding. He's affectionate, smart, mildly dramatic, and very food motivated.
He enjoys short, relaxed walks and exploring at his own pace. Recent X-rays showed severe arthritis in his front elbow from untreated elbow dysplasia (turns out crime doesn't pay... especially for your joints). He's currently comfortable, but an orthopedic consult would be a good idea, and he'll likely need pain management as he ages. It doesn't slow him down much — he just prefers the “retired mastermind” lifestyle over marathon training.
If you're looking for a big, loving, loyal companion who wants to be your shadow (and your lap dog), Kane is your guy.
LUMI
Labrador Retriever, Shepherd
🇺🇸
Denver, Colorado
female, medium, baby
Labrador Retriever, Shepherd
Denver, Colorado
