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Mixed Breed Dogs Available for Adoption

JACK-BOUNCER (AT THE CUDDLE CLUB).

Mixed Breed
🇺🇸
Mettawa, Illinois
February 13th
male, large, adult

DESCRIPTION

This is a courtesy posting Jack is not part of UPSHOT and we are listing him to try to help get him seen. If you’re interested, please fill out the adoption application at the bottom of this page for paw crossed animal rescue where he is.

HELLO.
It is me. Jack.

Before you ask:
YES I am wearing a tie.
YES I am employed..
My job is Bouncer (at the cuddle club).

People keep saying I look “intimidating.”
That’s crazy because I am actually:

🧁 80% marshmallow
🦛 20% thick-bodied waddle machine
👂 100% ears

My ears are so big I can hear:
• you opening cheese
• your ex texting “hey”
• your thoughts
• the word “treat” in a different dimension

Let me clear something up:
I do NOT want to fight anyone.
I want to:
💘 fall in love
🛋️ take your couch
🐶 politely play with dogs of all sizes
🥹 be told I’m a good boy approximately 900 times per day

I have been overlooked for a long time, which is honestly rude because I am:

• 5 years old
• smart
• athletic
• goofy
• shaped like a bodyguard
• emotionally a stuffed animal

This Valentine’s Day, while other dogs get adopted,
I will be here at Paws Crossed Animal Rescue (Elmsford, NY)
trying to get seen.

Please fill out the adoption application to learn more about me.
(I promise I am worth the paperwork.)

https://www.pawscrossedny.org/available-dogs

And then we can live happily ever after and I will waddle dramatically into your arms like a romantic hippo.

THANK YOU.
I love you.
I am available.
Call me. 🐾

ABOUT: MIXED BREED DOG BREED

The mixed breed dogs, often referred to as mutts, are a diverse and unique group with a blend of different characteristics from various purebred dog breeds. These dogs come from a mixture of lineages, resulting in a wide range of sizes, coat types, and temperaments. While each mixed breed dog is distinct in its own right, they are known for their resilience, adaptability, and often have fewer health issues compared to purebred dogs due to their genetic diversity. Mixed breed dogs make wonderful companions for families looking for a loyal and one-of-a-kind pet.
Learn about Mixed Breeds

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