FEELING LUCKY? YOU JUST FOUND YOUR POT OF GOLD.
Please #Share — Wendy deserves to go viral for the right reasons.
“Four-leaf clover heart. Zero adoption applications. Suspicious.”
Ladies & gentlemen… meet Wendy.
📍 Location: Ferndale, MI
🧬 Breed: American Staffordshire Terrier / Mastiff Mix
⚖️ Weight: 60 lbs of shamrock-powered snuggles
🎂 Age: 4 years young
About Wendy:
Top of the mornin’ to my future soulmate. I’ve kissed zero blarney stones, but I do grant wishes — mostly the kind where you wish for unconditional love, built-in security, and someone to aggressively cuddle you while you’re trying to watch Netflix.
Some say luck is random.
I say luck is a brindle queen simply waiting for her perfect forever home.
I’ve been patiently sitting at the end of my rainbow while everyone else gets adopted. At this point, I’m starting to think my forever family took a wrong turn and ended up at the doodle factory.
But don’t worry — I’m still here.
Still loyal.
Still stunning.
Still emotionally available.
Looking For:
🌈 A fenced yard where I can frolic like the magical creature I am
☘️ Kids? Love ‘em.
🐶 Dogs? Yes! Let’s do a proper vibe-check first.
🐱 Cats? Absolutely not. I said what I said.
🛋 A human who understands that couch cuddling is a full-contact sport
🗣 Daily affirmations about how pretty I am (non-negotiable)
🌈 Bonus points if you whisper, “You’re my lucky charm,” at least once a week.
Hobbies Include:
🍀 Shamrock-powered zoomies around the yard
🥾 Hiking like I’m searching for treasure
🚗 Car rides with main-character energy (I’ll even let you choose the music)
💦 Swimming (mermaid era loading…)
🧠 Showing off my basic commands
🧸 Dramatic toy flinging
🛋️ Snuggling so hard it feels aggressive
🚽 Fully potty-trained because I’m a classy lady
💋 Professional-level kiss giver
❤️ Devoting my entire existence to my person
Turn-Ons:
🧀 String cheese (elite cuisine)
🗣 Praise in a baby voice
💚 Being called “the prettiest girl in all of Ireland” (or Michigan)
🧍 Emotionally stable humans
🎾 A squeaky toy with good acoustics
💋 A solid cuddle buddy
Turn-Offs:
🚫 Cats
🚫 Ghosting
🚫 The sound of a treat bag that isn’t for me
🚫 Being single during major holidays
🚫 When my human doesn’t share their french fries
Adoption Fee: $300
Includes:
✔️ Spay
✔️ Rabies, DHPP, Lepto & Bordetella vaccines
✔️ Heartworm test
✔️ Fecal test
✔️ Microchip
✔️ Currently on flea & tick + heartworm prevention
✔️ Lifetime membership to the Wendy Loyalty Club
☘️ READY TO MEET WENDY? ☘️
You can find the Adoption Application on LAHPDogRescue.com
