Meet Frankie the Frenchie
You don’t choose Frankie. Frankie chooses you.
This compact little boss runs a tight operation from the comfort of your couch. Built low to the ground but big in presence, Frankie’s got the swagger of a made man and the snore of a freight train. He’s got a face that says “business” but a heart that says “belly rubs.” He’s one that would easily be a NYC mob boss. Raised on the streets from an early age, his mama could only try and shake her head. He has some rough edges but lots of charm that lulls you into overlooking all his red flags.
Frankie specializes in:
*Shakedowns for treats
*Strategic toy negotiations
*Silent ( okay—not so silent) snort surveillance.
He prefers loyalty, respect and a household that understands he’s not just a dog, he is family. Frankie thrives when he’s part of the inner circle. Long walks? Not his style. Short strolls and chauffeured trips? Now we’re talking.
He’s working on his ‘manners” but let’s be honest—every boss has his quirks. With consistency and positive reinforcement, he’ll run a smooth operation in no time. Older kids who understand his dignified stature are ideal. Other pets? Proper introductions- we don’t rush those things.
At the end of the day, Frankie just wants a forever family he can protect, love and occasionally (or daily) boss around. He’ll give you loyalty, lots of laughs and more snuggles than you can handle.
So if you’re ready to bring home a little legend with a big personality- Frankie’s waiting.
Capisce?
