French Bulldog Dogs Available for Adoption

Location: Cincinnati, OH

Food: Hydrolyzed Protein

Medication: NexGard Plus

Hi , my name is Ruby . Let me tell you a little about myself .

First of all, yes... it's true.
I have one ear.
Before you panic, relax. I can still hear you. Sometimes you might need to clap, stomp, or make a little extra effort to get my attention, but if you yell "RUBY," I promise you... I heard that. Probably. Mostly. Enough.

Now let's talk about my personality, because wow.
I am crate trained, potty trained, and professionally hilarious.
I am also extremely good at keeping myself occupied, especially if you meet my one non-negotiable requirement:

An absolutely unhinged supply of Benebones.
I will chew one for an HOUR.
Do not test me.
Do not buy just one.
This is not a suggestion. This is a contract.

I love humans. I will climb directly into your lap and lay down like I've been paying rent there my entire life.
I will also bounce off every piece of furniture in your home like I'm training for the Parkour Championship Finals. Couch, wall, ottoman... nothing is safe.

Dogs?
I like dogs.
But let's be honest... do you like every human you meet? Exactly. Don't judge me.

I'd probably be fine with another dog in the house, HOWEVER...
I will act like a WWE wrestler.
I prefer to be the dominant personality.
I will posture. I will be loud. I will absolutely announce my presence.

Now let's talk about cats.
Listen... we are both taking a risk here.
I don't have enough life experience with cats to confidently say how I'll react, and honestly, I'm curious too.
Could I be chill? Possibly.
Could I be confused? Likely.
Could I stare intensely and make questionable choices? Also possible.
So if you have a cat, just know... we'd all be learning together.

Important medical tea
I have allergies, and those allergies are actually why I had to have surgeries on my ear. So food rules are not optional, they are a lifestyle.
I cannot eat chicken, duck, or turkey.
If it once walked around a farm and went "cluck" or "quack," it is NOT my friend.
Stick to my approved diet and I do great. Ignore it and my body will file a formal complaint.

Humans can take food or bones right out of my mouth, no problem.
If another dog gets near my stuff?
I jump on their back and I will deliver a very passionate, very loud TED Talk about boundaries.

My facial expressions alone are worth the adoption fee.
I will bring you joy all day long just by existing.
I am dramatic. I am expressive. I am basically an emoji in dog form.

So if you're looking for a dog who will:
Sit in your lap
Make you laugh constantly
Chew like it's her job
Bounce off furniture
Wrestle dogs verbally and physicality
Be honest about cats
Respect a strict diet
Hear you most of the time
And stare into your soul with judgment and love

Congratulations.
You found me.

Love,
Ruby
(one ear, unlimited personality)


***Adoption Process***
-All current pets in the home need to be spayed/neutered, up to date on vaccines and on veterinarian prescribed flea/tick/heart worm prevention.
-Everyone living in the home, including all resident dogs, must be present at the meet and greet located in the Southwest Ohio area.
-We DO NOT ship dogs!!!

The French Bulldog, known for its iconic bat like ears, charming personality, and compact yet muscular build, is a beloved companion dog breed. Originating in France, these affectionate and adaptable dogs are ideal for apartment living due to their relatively low exercise needs. Their distinctive wrinkled face and snub nose make them instantly recognizable, while their playful and sociable nature endears them to families and singles alike. French Bulldogs are known for their loyalty, affection, and gentle temperament, making them a popular choice for dog lovers worldwide.

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