Meet Tamagotchi (Gooch, if you're lucky), a fully sentient 90s keychain icon who has escaped his pixel prison and is now demanding constant interaction, aggressive play, and legally required cuddles.
He is the largest of his litter in heart, confidence, and emotional bandwidth, operating permanently on “MAX FUN” settings. Gooch plays like his happiness meter is flashing red—hardcore zoomies, enthusiastic wrestling with foster siblings, and zero respect for bedtime. Ignore him and he will issue repeated alerts in the form of staring, purring, and climbing directly onto you.
This unit is EXTREMELY social. He loves his foster siblings. He loves the adult cats. He believes life is a multiplayer game and single-player mode will result in system failure. An energetic kitty companion is not optional—it is a core requirement of his operating system.
When Gooch's energy bar finally drains, he immediately switches into CUDDLE.EXE, snuggling with reckless abandon and purring like you just hit a perfect-care streak. Unlike the original toy, this Tamagotchi does not die if you forget him—but he will dramatically remind you that you've made a mistake.
FINAL WARNINGS:
• Will beep for attention (audibly and emotionally)
• May evolve into a bigger cuddle monster
• No pause button
• Reset button removed by foster mom
• Permanently renamed Gooch
If you survived the 90s, you're ready for this.
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ABOUT: DOMESTIC SHORT HAIR CAT BREED
The domestic short hair cat is a popular and diverse breed known for its unique personalities and low maintenance care. These cats come in various colors and patterns, with short, easy to manage coats that require minimal grooming. Domestic short hairs are friendly, adaptable, and make wonderful companions for individuals and families alike. They possess playful and affectionate qualities that endear them to many, making them one of the most beloved and widely adopted cat breeds worldwide.
