Meet Derpy: Professional Goofball & Full-Time Heart Thief
If you’re looking for a perfectly polished, dignified feline… keep scrolling.
If you’re looking for a five-month-old white and brown tabby whose brain occasionally buffers mid-thought and whose hobbies include dramatic zoomies, sideways hops at invisible enemies, and falling off things he meant to land on… congratulations. You’ve found Derpy!!!
Derpy is 100% sweet and approximately 147% kitten nonsense.
He wakes up every day and chooses chaos — but like… adorable chaos. He will:
• Chase his own tail like it personally offended him
• Attempt Olympic-level jumps with mildly questionable outcomes
• Stare at you with that “Did I do that?” face
• Then immediately climb into your lap for snuggles
Because here’s the thing — behind the goofy grin and occasional crossed-eye moment is a very loving boy. Derpy is affectionate, people-oriented, and happiest when he’s involved in whatever you’re doing (whether you invited him or not).
He’s the kind of kitten who turns your house into a sitcom. There will be laughter. There will be mild confusion. There will absolutely be late-night zoomies.
But there will also be:
• Loud purrs
• Head boops
• Warm cuddles
At five months old, Derpy is still full of playful kitten energy, but he’s also at that wonderful age where his personality is shining bright — and it’s shining in pure, lovable goofball mode. Derby tested negative for FIV/FELV and has been vaccinated and microchipped. He is litter box trained. His adoption fee is $50.
If your home is missing a little laughter, a little silliness, and a whole lot of love… Derpy is ready to derp his way right into your heart. 💛🐾 Click on the link below to complete an adoption application
Noah's Hope Animal Rescue
Adoption application link
https://form.jotform.com/50308432400137
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Black Labrador Retriever, Doberman Pinscher
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Sioux City, Iowa
male, large, young, mixed
Black Labrador Retriever, Doberman Pinscher
Sioux City, Iowa
