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Shoot - Domestic Short Hair Cat for Adoption in Mt. Juliet, Tennessee

SHOOT

Domestic Short Hair
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Mt. Juliet, Tennessee
July 17th
male, small, baby

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Good evening! We are ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORZ & SHOOT! We're not really here for games, because we're all about the business of getting adopted tomorrow! However, since we are on the subject of games, maybe we'll play a few rounds of rock/paper/scissors to see who gets adopted first!
PAPER: This is a great idea! I know I'm gonna win!
ROCK: Just keep it in check, Paper, I'm pretty good at this game.
SCISSORZ: Wait! How can we curl up our paws to make a fist? How can we make scissors! My paws can't operate like this!!!
ROCK: Calm down, Scissorz, we'll improvise. Paw down flat is paper...paw down up is scissors...paw sideways is rock...how's that?
SHOOT: CONFUSING!! And also, why am I the one named "Shoot"?!! That's a horrible name!
PAPER: Well, you're "Shoot" because you were probably thinking "Awww shoot, I'm not really their sibling"!
SHOOT: Wait...what?! What are you saying, Paper?! I'm not really your brother?
ROCK: (under his breath)...good going, Paper, you made our foster brother upset.
SHOOT: I HEARD that, Rock! (now starting to speak in sobs) I...am...not...your...real...brother?
SCISSORZ: Aw, geez, this is awful! You know, we came from that same horrible property in Smith County...I'm sure we're blood-related of some sort. Maybe cousins? Just because our mama didn't raise you doesn't mean you're not one of us now! We kind of thought you knew...on account of us all being orange/white and you being almost all white with a tabby tail. You kind of stand out!
SHOOT: (still sobbing and escalating) What's wrong with a tabby TAIL?!!
PAPER: Nothing, Shoot, it's just weird is all, but you're not weird. You're one of us now. Can we just play this game now...where do our paws go again?
SHOOT: (running off in muffled cries) I hate you guys, I'm leaving, and I hope a new family takes me away....and (voice trails off)
Okay, well that was swell, and I'm sorry you all had to witness it! I guess we won't be entertaining you with a rousing game of Rock/Paper/Scissors done with paws instead of hands now! At any rate, we promise to pull ourselves together for the ADOPTION EVENT tomorrow from 11-3. We will be at the True Rescue shelter. We implore you, please adopt Shoot first, since he is so upset, and found out his heritage (or lack thereof) on a post. We will all be waiting, and again, sorry our game didn't take off tonight. We'll have more game tomorrow. Have a wonderful evening!
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ABOUT: DOMESTIC SHORT HAIR CAT BREED

The domestic short hair cat is a popular and diverse breed known for its unique personalities and low maintenance care. These cats come in various colors and patterns, with short, easy to manage coats that require minimal grooming. Domestic short hairs are friendly, adaptable, and make wonderful companions for individuals and families alike. They possess playful and affectionate qualities that endear them to many, making them one of the most beloved and widely adopted cat breeds worldwide.
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