Calling All Chicago White Sox Fans. Your Franchise Player Is Available.
My name is Rossi.
I'm not saying I'm the greatest free agent signing in Chicago history...
...but has anyone checked the stats?
Batting average: Excellent.
Clubhouse attitude: Elite.
Fan interaction: Off the charts.
Ego: Nonexistent.
Ability to make friends with literally everyone: Hall of Fame level.
I'm a young pittie mix, around 2 years old, and unlike some players, I don't need a massive contract or a no-trade clause. I just need a couch, some snacks, and a family to cheer for.
Let's review my scouting report.
Good with dogs
Good with cats
Good with kittens
Good with kids
Good with adults
Housebroken
Friendly with absolutely everybody
If there were a dog version of spring training, I'd already be on the All-Star roster.
Before Angel Dog Alliance stepped in, my season wasn't looking so great. I was found in Markham, Illinois. My owners never came for me. I waited. They held me. Still nobody showed up.
Then I was scheduled to be sent to a shelter that isn't exactly known for giving pitties a fair shot.
Fortunately, Angel Dog Alliance said, "Not today."
Now I'm safe. I'm getting all my veterinary care squared away. I'm looking for an adopter who wants a dog that's basically impossible not to love.
I'm sweet. Gentle. Easygoing.
I don't care if you're a White Sox fan, Cubs fan, or someone who thinks baseball is just an excuse to eat hot dogs.
I'll love you anyway.
What I need now is my forever team.
A place where I can stop getting traded and finally sign a lifetime contract.
No opt-outs.
No release clauses.
Just me, showing up every day, giving 100%, and being the best teammate you've ever had.
Rossi is currently looking for his forever home.
And unlike most free agents, this one comes with unlimited kisses and zero salary cap implications.
